My Best Friend Kany is Captured!

So then the nice old plushie lady ripped off a costume- it was Violety's evil duplicate! She removed the for sale sign, and... she wrecked my house! It was a bunch of wood, broken lawn chairs... and is that a seal's skeleton? It is! WHAT HAPPENED?! IS THAT KANY'S SKELETON!? And now my house is wrecked... and I think Kany is dead... and then I heard a muffled cry- it said "HELP ME, SNEEZE!" I think... and I followed the voice! It was a cage! Kany was in it! But there was a phantom in there too.... and it was zapping lighting at Kany! I wouldn't let that phantom zap my best friend to death so I pulled the bars away and grabbed Kany. I glued the bars back together! We were safe from the phantom... but Kany and I were trapped! IF YOU ARE A PLUSHIE GO TO 8890 PLUSH STREET AND GO TO THE YELLOW HOUSE AND SAVE US!!!

My house got... got SOLD!

I had been walkinng...l and I got home- it was my home- but there was a sign on it that said: FOR SALE, ABANDONDED HOUSE... and some plushie woman came and... and... SHE BOUGHT MY HOUSE!!! Where will I live now... and who could be behind putting a for sale sign on my house.... and where are my friends?

Violety's Evil Duplicate

So I was sitting in one of our lawn chairs when Violety appeared.. but then Violety came in again holding a cup of hot cocoa! I didn't know which one was real... so I hopped out of the lawn chair and asked them which one was real. "I am." They both said it at the same time, so I asked again, more politely this time, and got the same answer. Then the Violety holding the cocoa screamed, as the other one tied me and the real Violety to the lawn chair. The evil duplicate lauged evily and we got transported to a haunted house! Violety's duplicate threw us into a cupboard. Then the others came in! We were saved... for a minute. They didn't know where we were! Fortunately, the cupboard was old and dusty! I let out a huge sneeze that shook the cupboard, and Kinny came over and tried to open it, but it was locked from the inside and me and Violety didn't have anything to pick the lock! I sneezed again, this time so loud that it broke the cupboard into pieces! We were free... but then the duplicate came and locked us in a bigger, dustier cupboard- all of us! And this one was locked from the outside! I sneezed so loud that the house blew apart, but the cupboard was sneeze-proof, so the cupboard didn't open. Luckily, Kany is allergic to cupboards! We both sneezed at the same time and the cupboard blew apart! Kany and me sneezed so hard that the evil duplicate exploded! We ran home screaming, and we were safe! Whew.

He..hel... achoo!... hello.

Hi. I'm.. ah... ah... achoo! I'm Sneeze the tiger... you... achoo! You probably know why I'm called Sneeze... ACHOO! Sorry... our housekeeper hasn't dusted yet. It's the dust that makes me... achoo!.. sneeze.  Whew, our housekeeper dusted. I'm going to be blogging about my friends and I. My friends names are:  Nanners, Kinny, Violety, Kany, and Achew.  Bye for now!

~Sneeze